I love @prosextips

if he likes me he’ll send me goodies from donwands. tweet him and tell him my tits look awesome.


if he likes me he’ll send me goodies from donwands. tweet him and tell him my tits look awesome.

I can’t fucking wait.“Every kingdom comes up bloody. Every castle is built on a pile of bones.”
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…we’re not as cute.
I learned how to ride a bike!
…because even when it was good, I could never have been half as happy as I am now.
RIP Maurice Sendak
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Hubba Hubba.
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I want to be in the middle of this man-wich.
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could. not. stop. laughing.awful quality, but best scene
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Joss, direct an episode of himym, pretty pleeeease.Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
And Lily showed up and was like, “I’m in a Joss Whedon thing too.”
Tom Tom and I are doomed.
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this is everything i’ve ever wanted.Bunny Paw Bump
Thanks, timoneil!

When I think up a pun that everyone hates.
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Mr. Quinn, you look damn good right there.Look at this photo from the upcoming Comedy Awards.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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