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Fuck You- Cee Lo Green ft. Natalie Tran

I see you driving ‘round town

With the girl i love and i’m like,

Fuck you!

I guess the change in my pocket

Wasn’t enough i’m like,

Fuck you!

And fuck her too!

I said, if i was richer, i’d still be with ya

Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)

And although there’s pain in my chest

I still wish you the best with a.. FUCK YOU!

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So I’m fucking up in school.

So I busted my ass on this paper on Streetcar Named Desire, like straight up burning the midnight oil, doing shit tons of research, and basically working way too hard on one simple paper. It was assigned kind of out of nowhere, so it was quite startling.

So I outlined it, I worked really hard on it, and finally finished it and beat its’ ass.

I was so stoked on it, I knew it was solid, and when we peer reviewed, the two people who read my essay were like “DIZZAM this shit is solid!” So I was pretty stoked on it, and feeling pretty good about it.

I just got my essay back today. It was dripping in red correction ink.

I flipped back to the last page, and on my perfectly constructed bibliography, there it was. D-.

So I went up and asked about it, and my teacher was just like, “well, you didn’t have focus, your essay wasn’t the best at all, and blah blah blah, sorry Andrea, you’re hella dumb”

So right now, I’m kind of kicking myself. I really felt like that essay was dope, but apparently, I’m a dumbass.

I just want to eat my feelings and fast forward to when I’m out of college.

And that is the end of why I am the worst student ever.

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Day Nineteen- Random fact about yourself

Well, Nat Tran pretty much sums up how I feel about the obscene overuse of the word ‘random’.

Sadly, because of my lack of filter, I usually don’t censor myself or shit I put up. I fucking love sharks, dinosaurs, and tattoos. But that’s not random (especially in the interwebs).

…I’m totally drawing a blank..

A blank ->

Anyways…

I’d say a random fact about me is that I still have one baby tooth. I’m an adult. FML. Every time I go to the dentist the asshat always asks how old I am and pretends to be surprised. Then he asks me questions when my mouth is open. I hate that.

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This is what SoCal has done to me.

I live in a very hot area.

When I get home I just take off any unnecessary clothing
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And I sometimes jump in a cold shower
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Also, everyone in SoCal is crazy, whereas I am not, or at least a different kind of crazy

And people will look at my tattoos and give me dirty looks

And it makes me resent these people

So for the most part, I go home and eat

Alright, that’s the end of my psychotic rant.

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